The drugs in my life

Tomorrow its some kind of Bollywood theme @ Jens and Maria coz apparently they have aged 1 more year! Well what other can I do but arrive and deliver ? ;D

By the way. I am thinking more and more of the possibility that I am a sociopath. Some of the traits kind of describes me right on, but I guess everyone can recognize some parts of sociopathic behavior! But right.. Let´s move on to the biggest news today!
I, Chaz, is one with the car! I have not crashed my Volvo a single time this winter! Hurray to me!

Once their was a turtle, he died. They all did.

This is Chaz saying; Turtlegrandma, why are you so... clingy.. GET THE F*** OFF ME

The cold hearted bith called calf

Once upon a time there was this woman called Cleopatra.
She died.

Today I´ve been thinking of selling my legs as they hurt like a mottafakka!
But I did not.

Going to Anton now!

I hate children who can not impress me.

THis is chaz saying; fufufu