The last day I worked. Wasn´t today. But it was one of those work days anyway :)

I worked. I got home. I worked out. And soon I´m going o sis for some food. and then some "ett herrans liv" with anton;d

The days are going fast when ur working. No time for relaxing at the tv or so^^ just work. home. work out. friends. sleep. and some cuddle with scilla ofc. I am so looking forward gettin my money, buy a new comp and renew my gym card etc. Will be super happy time :). And mauybe I will travel around in sweden some at the end of the summer.. or in august or,.. dunno. Meet some cool ppl and drink some wine alone................ in the car........... looking at the sunset :'(

I saw some kind of super rainbows yesterdday.. got some cool pics of it.. there was 2 of em.. Kinda strange.. but very cool :D most beautiful rainbows I´ve seen evaah :)

hmm haven´t thought about the movie today.. I was gonna post "alice in chains - man in the box" but I couldnt post it here cos of some shitty copyright rules. or wait. I found some live version I could post:!dweee!! Super voice live ^_^ hope ur saviing some space for me in heaven / hell/ kitchen layne




and this video :) cos the swedes are cool :)




just have to post this. SOO FRIKKIN FUNNY;d for those who haven´t played diablo. this guy is the wize old guy who helps u identify stuff and gib u super help with his wise comments^_^

two of the best songs ever made :) lyric wise that is ;D

First one. One of the best lyrics ;d




Pearl jam - Wishlist


wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky

I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a camaros hood

I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb to trust and never let you down

I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up
I wish...
I wish...



Second one.. Sweet text aswell ^_^ maybe a little "non halli" u maybe thinkl. I am mostly not into all the "race" questions and so on. But dude.. Take a look at the video. it´s hilarious. and it pwnz aswell :)




Goddamn my man you see I can't understand
Why you wanna say Nigger to your brother man
Taking black pride then you call yourself a Nigger
Don't bring yourself down cos it just don't figure
Take a look at yourself and your history
You don't look like a goddamn Nigger to me
It's a negative world and the white man made it
Gave you a name to dominate and trade it
Making blood money of his very own race man
And all of this because the colour of your face man
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
Placed and educated in a neighbourhood of crime
Taught from the beginning that you weren't worth time
Liquorstore and gunstore next to one another
With only one purpose so you all kill each other
Leaving one less problem to worry about
That's the way they do it this is how it turns out
And justice for all with the American goverment
I wanna know where all the goddamn money went
We didn't see it and it didn't do no good
I guess you couldn't give a fuck about a black neighbourhood
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
You're the real Niggers,
You're the real Niggers,
You're the real Niggers
There's always gonna be fanatical minorities
The ku klux klan and fucked up authorities
Conservative cunts and religious preachers
I don't care cos they ain't our teachers
Living a life they say is free from sin
Then they judge another person by the colour of their skin
I feel ashamed of myself I'm a white human being
Surrounded by suckers to afraid to be seeing
There ain't such a thing called superior race
And there ain't nothing special 'bout colour of your face
You've got a one way ticket to a dead end street
The pressure is on so feel the heat
Media pollution is a very bad solution
Hypocriticat hype is your only contribution
So leave us alone and give your brothers some space
Cos you're a lousy contribution to the human race
Nigger Nigger ...

If u think I am horny, U should see me when I´m dancing with waltzing matilda!

Btw. THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN ...well MANY YEArS!! Today. DIABLO 3 was announced!!! omgomg( will still take some years for it to come out, but still!) omgomg www.blizzard.com for the videos, story etc!!! omgomgomg... soo happy :)

Anyway . Have been some days since I wrote here.. (except some videos),., hmm what happened... Been in luleå thursday,friday. Which I spent watching movies mostly. And saw some guy crying . It was phunny :), And I saw my fav soccer team losing agains some shitty spain.. But I still hope shitty spain win vs shitty germany, so all my german friends will be quiet and whiny :)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. what more................

Yes. Today I worked. It went nice. and today it´s kalix dagen :|
Alot of ppl in ze city. I hope it isnt the poodles who is the main attraction for ppl in kalix T_T But MEE!! MEEE M;EE!!!

Wghat else.. hmm Yes.. I downloaded the cult series from sweden " en 4a for 3" .. kinda ownes :)

And.. hmm... I am singing alot..But I guess u already knew that, bitches

I would like to see The hives live tonight in kiruna :(:(But I rather take the money from my work and buy myself some nice hair from girls. I like to sniff snuff it.

Hmm.. It´s late. or soon 18.. Gonna run some soon.. I think.. After the shopping

Mom and dad are going to sundsvall tomorrow at the morning.. So Now I will be alone :(:(:( ALL alone :'( Or.. Scilla will be here and watch over me :) But everyone who wanna come this week , COME TO ME!!! JOin me in kalix! I got free food and free beds!

Plz do! I am serious^_^ Ur all wellllllllllllllcome to my paradise!


Anyway.. Now to the video of the day.. What will it be ur asking urself.. What will hallyy schock us with today..Will it be pr0n? seX? Noo!! Non of those!
There are 2 chosen videos!

First video to win the "videos of the day"; For having the same car as the owner of the blog, and for having an excellent hunting tactic! So beware! Hally will hunt u all down and eat ur pewwwny hartz! So here you u ! Mustasch - I hunt alone



second video to win ; For giving hally the pleasure of having orgasm after orgasm to this song. No more info needed! Here u go!

Song of the day :) I am korny. Laugh at me and hit me all u wanna! I will still rise up, again and again. ;D Or something. So tired now. Sleep time. bnight. more chitchat rtomorrow! nighty all fellow readerS!

Today.. I am goint to luleå-.,BUt not now!! u foolS!!! I am still working. just having lunch!!

but I am watching this.. and I am good in my stomach now :)

BODY PUMP TODAY!! weehaa1!!! 19-20

Ohh today!!

I worked. 07-16,30.... Tired as hell now so it wont be a long text today..and my stomach hurts:( can´t someone friendly come and rub it?:(

anyway.. to sum the day up.

Worked. I walked into a wall, went panic and crazy in the laundry room... I fell when I walked on the sidewalk. And almost fell asleep at one of the elder ones..............................


I heard from a coworker that some elder wanna sleep with me.(oke not sleep wiuth me. but uye. my stomach hurts!) oke. she said if she were a "couple of years" younger then I would be super duper sexy. ( and again. I am exaggerating )

hmmm yes. Kalix had a visit from my ex. Hope she ran over all the mooses^^ *just kidding*!

And tomorrow I´m going to luleå. For some quality time with mahy friends. staying there til friday evening... ( so now u know)

hnn,, ywa.. now I´m gonna go read my book "ansiktet" some.. it poons.. or atleast there is alot of sex in it!

This is chaz. saying; watch the video




A perfect circle - Imagine (yes it´s a cover)

this game I will start to play:) when It comes out^^_^ octobor 2008




looks so pwnage:I

Today it´s raining. Today the sun is shy. Today I am wet.


Update will come. When I´m home from work again.



And now I am home :)

Today has been a really mind twisting day..

First guy I had to go to.. A new guy to me. never been there.

I came to his house. Door window was crashed. I thought there had been some burglary of somekind:/.. I ran to his home. Where I met some guy from the glass workshop (or something). He told me that he was here to fix the window.. I went inside. Shout his name, looked everywhere. But he was nowhere to be found:/

Then the window guy said he said some ambulance on his way over here... I called some of my workpals and they asked his daughter if he was hospitialzed or something. She said he died just now:/... 10 minutes before I got to him or so the ambulan.. Makes u think some.. What if I was there ? 15 minutes before or so..

Makes u think O_o. Scary beeing close to death. U can almost smell that death has been there, taking a life, doing what he does best..

Anyway. I met anna märta for the first time at job today^^ *U almost never see any of the workpals* so I gotmyself some hugging and it was fun to see her .. even though she wasn´t accepting any rock throwing at her. But that´s maybe because I didn´t ask her?

Hmmm whgat else.. yes.. I got home. And then I screwed and had me with some crazy machine. It´s very funny. I think.. Malin and roberth had it in sundsvall. Where I and my ex maria played with it ^^ It is superfun! U all are welcome to try it at bredviken :)

hmm yes.. and now to the best news!!!
Allsång på skansen is beginning today! svt 1 20,00 . DON`T MISS IT!
My fav program of all times^_^
And yes... I bought some Västerbotten ost! Well be tasty :)

And now mug told me his super evil masterplan^_^ which I am big part of! So it will be fun( we gonna buy magic cards for like 10-15 thousand kr, then sell em and make big money^_^) Well well. Now it´s killing time in the machine^_^

I love u all! With a few exceptions (the fat cat and evil dog in car house)

This is chaz saying; Bjee

EDIT: I almost forgot the video today !



oooh video nr 2 ^_^ Ohboy! ohgirl from me then or so ( I saw her @ allsång on skansen)

Today it´s raining. Today the sun is shy. Today I am wet.


Update will come. When I´m home from work again.

Chazed here for you

The day I worked. Was today!

It all began with the usual whining from mom . Are u awake. blalala


Well I got to work. Drank some strong shit coffee ( yes I drink coffeeeeee nowadays:) ) Or atleast when it´s morning or when I´m forced to do so O_o

Well. I worked. I pwned. Everyone said I looked good and "manly" in my super glasses. so I guess I´m half way in ;-D

HGmmmm What else.. Yea I am trying to convince anton to move in with me in luleå. In some cool apartment;d with bathtub! I told him I would bring us hot chix every friday. I hope he fell for it *mohahaha*

Hmm.. yea I got home from work 16,30 or so. Gave my mom and dad the money I owed them ( like 2k or so ) And still I had some money left! which gave me a huge shochkcl! yea!!!

So now I´m kinda happy for that ;P and Martha will work tomorrow. So finally I can throw rocks at someone. I almost couldn´t help myself today. the elder ones are tempting me to much :(

I went out on a walk with one of the elders today. I ran with him alot. it was fun. Tried to get some info out of him. But he wouldn´t tell me shit :/* asked ´bout work and stuff* but no no :/ But atleast we looked for chix together :) Even though It kinda creeped me out when he looked at the ones I looked at I_I

hmmm What else.. yea.. I bought some russian ice cream today . It´s super delicious! So now we ordered 20 of em :d *mahahah*

hmm.. Now my sis maria came. with her crazy long boyfriend and soon dad, Nicklas. So now i+m gonna talk with em, And later i´m going to anton for some special time:)

And as always. I never leave u guys toally alone here! U always got a friend video from me !
and today it is...




This is chaz. Wanking to this video. Saying. Bye bye m8s

Hello fellow readers. This is Chaz/ Halli / Guy over there. Speaking to u lost ones.

I know u don´t want anything more than just scream my name and crawl closer to me everytime u read this blog. Not only u Claire!
Sometimes I fall down the stairs. it hurts. But I am strong. I am long. I can jump all the stairs in just one jump. Is that cheating? or is it just fair as I am long and got the talent?

Today started with my mom shouting on me. VAKNAAAa!!1111 Vi ska till morfar!11 VAKNaaaa!!!! Är du vaken nu ?!?!?! *mmmmm*
5 minutes later. I am dressing myself. Är du vaken ?!?1 vi ska åka NU!!! .. MEEN JAAA!!! jag klär fan på mig!! ta det lugnt!111

Silence occurs. 2 minutes dances by.

VI ÅKER NU!!!!
Men jag är ju fasiken på toaletten ! :/:/

I hate these mornings:(*feel for me*

ooh anyway. My grandpa Bertil / Berran became 79 years old today! Go go grandpa! We ate cake and alot of things :)

Later I got home. and.. Euym*thinking* Yea I pew pewed some in Ut with daddy *lal* he pwned:D And saw like223444 youtube videos. And after that I went to anton. saw some boston tea party and talked shit =). *We let the birds decide our future :)*
And after this.. the clock was .. 18,30 or something.. I got home. And exercised my body to the max! To the music of... u know it.. its comeing..... yes! Hjalle and Heavy!! *jag har fingret i ett järnrör* lalalala good song :)

And after this hard workout. I went to the shower where I slowly and gently scrubbed my skin with some kind of super ball of thingy. *some kind of skinscrub*. And caressed myself with some lotion in my big hand palms *sounds sexy doesnt it *


And now.. hmm I´m sitting here in my pyjamas *ONLY*!!
And waiting for a movie to finnish so I can watch it in the livingroom. It´s called. "What happens in vegas"
Ashton kutcher is in it.. so Maybe its good:D

hmm hmm.. Now then.. yes. Update from yesterday. Which I forgot to write;P

I stayed at my sisters place where I watched the soccer game with them. It was a super game and I just love russia! *go karelen*
I am russian btw. A small part of me atleast. or BIG I mean.. I mean.. ohhh.... Nvm,m... yeaaa *now all the girls blushes*

ooh I had a video I wanted to show ya aswell :)*like always* Halli doesn´t forget ya!:)

The day I ran.. Was today! I ran and I ran. then I stopped. and ran some more :)

And I lawned the grazz. Sweaty. and.. then i took a shower.. and now I´m gonna eat some bbqed hamburgers ^_^ and then I´m gonna go to sis and watch soccer ( holland / russia) ). or.. Maybe I will go to muG and play some Lotr Risk.. majbe.. I dunno.. Or just go to anton and do some porn. maah.. It´s hard. Help me?

Update about my choice will most likely appair HERE sometime today. =)

Oh btw. Funny thing ^_^ *in swedish* . About a FRIEND. that have played just a litte bit tooooo much Urban terror :) ( on demand, I censured his name *daah* )

X säger:
men fan jag blir galen när det går dåligt
X säger:
lol
X säger:
började slå på soffan o skrika
X säger:
hade en omgång som gick så sjukt dåligt
X säger:
blir ju cp
X säger:
hjärnTvättad också Var ut o rökte med grannen häromdagen precis efter jag spelat. Började titta mot taken ifall det stod ngn där HAHAHHA

Fooled by the drugs. There is nothing called turtlebanana:/

I am going to the cannabis cup 2008 in Amsterdam =). In november. Join us!





Video of the day. Listen. Enjoy. Get urself an opinion about what´s going on=) ( Or if u see the lyrics from my angle, egocentric like usually, U will get another message, than the whole "world is crashing cos of the stupid mankind" into ur small brain.



Hmm. I had bbq with my sverok organization "Evil presence" It pwned! And as MuGs mommy called me for "the star", I guess I just have to realize I am "the star" of urs, my, and everyone elses life! O_o o_O

Later. I went to anton. Had a wonderful time with some good wine."black tower" ( so I don´t forget it ). And boston tea party ^_^.

hmm.. Uyea.. I worked todya. First day alone.. But as I worked my last 2 summers there aswell it went kinda smooth. I have a thought in my head. That I should take one of the elder ones home. To me. And just.. I dunno.. Find out what life is all about! They of someone should know I guess!. Or if they dunno, we could always just hang around and chill ^_^. Maybe go out to some bbq and dig some music.


and.. hmm. I ran some today. it went totally kickass!! I had no problems with the legs ( FINALLY!). And my physical shape has improved since the day I was born.


hmm.. Now.. the day is soon ending.. 10 minutes or something..+/- some minutes :). I wonder what will happen tomorrow. Will the world change for you? Or will you change for the world? Only the dreams will tell! So let´s sleep all day.. Meet ur beloved ones inside your head, and give them the hug they so long waited to get!

This is Chaz saying pewpew to the world. Thx for reading! =) Now go out and hug your neighbour.


Btw. .. Remind me of Charlie. the day I see You

"I can split your world in half by just giving you a quick glance at my fateless eyes" ~Halli, Great turtlefriend.




I have begun my work now.. it pwoonz. or so.. or atleast it´s some time waster:P.

Now I have no contact with the girl I spent 3 of my beautiful years with. Feels strange.. I hope I did the right thing..Her guy taste must have fucked up after me I guess ;-D..

Anyway. Gotta get rdy for work again now. I am working to 21,30 .:/... bUT its good money :d. And Later I will drive to LULEÅ! And watch some leet movie with claire or so ;P. and tomorrow I will pack some shit from the apartment, so I can surivive here in Kalix when I work;P. Like headset, 45 condoms ( Extra large.. Of course!). and a kitty!

Anyway. I feel smart, sexy, and single. Abuse me .

The worst night!






Was not tonight


But I was scared like shit! jumping, hitting everything in my bed. dude.. scary movie!! *REC* see it... it´s crazy... Never been so frighten ^_^

hmm.. earlier today.. I was pewpewing with jenz . I owned.. some.. Later I was city walking.. bought myself a pyjamas?^^ and some cool sleeping glasses mask shit... myea.. tired..

Then I was with mariah some. Talking shit and having fun about the word schedule. funny word..

After this I went to my first bodypump workout! :D .. and well.. I am shaking.. That´s a good summarize of it :).

hmm.. what now then... hmmm yea..

I got home.. showered.. Ate dinner..played some rohan and then claire came. Saw that super scary movie.. and then we were so frighten so we decided to watch some comedy to ease our minds^^ The movie was called... MR WOODCOCK pewpew!11 And now.. mywea.. I am tired.. Guess i´ll go bed style.. watch some tv,. (joey atm) . and then sleep. Long and fun day tmoorrow :). So goodnight fellow readers!


This is chazed. Logging out!. *porn*

Today I´ve been with G and Jenz. Bought Shooooes . Expensive and ADIDAS =D pewpew shoes! Gonna go out and try em out after i´ve eaten. I guess ^_^. And then I´m gonna go to ze gym and sweat some. Still losing kilos so it´s niiice!

Apperently I have a stalker following me around :( Crazy ppl!

Yesterday I saw The mist! With Claire. It was funfun movie1 or not fun.. but good! =D and scary :/ *jumping around in bed is fun*

Well .. hum. Dunno what to write.. yea.. I finally got myself some work for the summer^_^ . So now I can buy everything!! moahahah


One special thought for all the girls who doesn´t call me by my name Andreas. Halli poonz much more!

I am special. Ur afraid of becoming me. I am afraid of becoming you. I am afraid I am you.

I am special , unique, one of a kind, abnormal, I am Halli!

Idag skriver jag på svenska.

Men när jag skriver på svenska känns allt bara.... hmm.. *lång tystnad* .. hmm.. fucked up ;D

Det som hänt idag är väl att jag har varit lite självdestruktiv samt sprungit en lång sväng. Det var helt okeei!

2008-08-31 slipper jag min lägenhet och alla obehagligheter som etsats fast där. Förhoppningsvis hittar jag en annan lägenhet. En med badkar. Det saknar jag =(. Jag vill bada, jag vill smeka in min våta kropp med oljor och ha levande ljus samt pearl jam i bakgrunden. Inte i mänsklig form, det skulle bara vara weird. Utan inuti min stereo. Sedan skulle jag även uppskatta en kvinna i badkaret, inte en gammal en utan en jämnårig. Men inte alltid. .. Vill ju kunna sitta i badkaret också utan att behöva oroa sig att man sparkar någon i skallen :/ .

Just nu. Väntar jag på mat. Det ska bli gott ^_^. Ryggbiff med potatis gratäng. Sedan hoppas jag på ett samtal av en tant. Så jag kan slänga ut lite ord.

Och sedan kl 8 bär det av mot Simon hunter för filmkväll! Och imorgon bär det hem till luleå igen. Förhoppningsvis blir det bra där och inte för weird.. Kanske jag har fått ett badkar.

Njee NU ska jag äta min efterlängtade mat och sedan ska jag som sagt, hmm vet ej, men det ska jag göra iaf. Kanske det blir lite katt faaaaights eller så.

Snipp snapp snuup? Så var denna saga slut!

Hello fellow readers!

My uncle Leo had his 50 yr birthday today. Was funfun!
I visited him like whole day.. so I don´t got so much to write today..

hmm. yea.. Simon was here.. With my cooooolingbox? or something.. u know what I mean =)
And.. hmm.. I met magnus at the local candystore! I saw his reflection in the cokefridge thingy. First I thought I was dreaming, gazing in the future or something totally supernatural. But it was real! he was there! and so was I!.. it was wonderful! it was magic. it was.. contact.. ;(););)

Well now I´m having a conversation with the smart girl emily who thinks I´m cool and goodlooking. so I am looking forward to her next line of words! Maybe they will be *germany*

Weeeha! yesterday ( thursday) it was pewpew with waterguns =D. I actually brought one home!*space blaster* so watchout neighbours! ^_^

Well hmm. It was like superfun yesterday! Friends is the shit! and the music was sooo good and .. yea.. the sun and the hills and the grass. can it be betteR? and pewpew weapons! And the cellphone throwing technique is something u shouldn´t hunt birds with.. or anything else aswell^^.. And I gor some strange phone call from my consience :/ .. Looks like my consience is a girl. Well.. U can´t predict everything!

Well .. I broke the law. and now I am sitting here. Alive. Crazy and still wondering who the mysterious girl is. ¨

And now to the biggest thing. I am Erakh, the superwarrior in rohan. lvl 12!

i'm gonna save you fucker, not gonna lose you
i'm feeling cocky and strong, can't let you go
too important to me, and too important to us
we'd be lost without you
i'm there, let yourself fall, i'm right below you now
and fuck me if i say something you don't want to hear, from me
and fuck me if you only hear what you wanna hear, from me, if i care
but i'm not leaving here
you helped me when i was down, i'll help when you're down
why are you hitting yourself? c'mon and hit me instead
let's pick up your will, it's grown fat and lazy
it's sympathetic as well, don't go on me now
and i'm not living this life without you, i'm selfish and clear
and you're not leaving here without me, i don't wanna be without...
my best friend
wake up to see you could have it all
whoa!
cuz there is but you, and something within you
has taken control, let's beat it
get up, let's go
oh, you're in your own world, let's see the whole world!
let's pick up your soul
and fuck me if i say something you don't wanna hear from me (fuck me)
and fuck me if you only hear the tremble in your head
please help me to help you help yourself!
help me help yourself
help me, please want me to
please let me to, help you...







Today I am gonna party like it would be 1969!

Alot of alcoholic beverage + Sun + sexy body = Chick magnet ? Or was it turtle magneT? .. Ohw well. I like turtles!